Yesterday I received a sharper image catalog. Being that I currently have more money invested in the company than I do in anything else with the exception of my home, I decided to try to read the catalog cover to cover with an open mind. The catalog was one of the most attractive catalogs I've seen in years and the products appeared to be well chosen. Sort of like what Brookstone used to be.

So I came to the page on "Trump Steaks" Yes, they are selling BEEF in Sharper image. Bizarre. The grinning Donald Trump hawking his steaks was really creepy. It was easy to imagine these steaks were cut from the flesh of his adversaries. By this time I was looking for almost anything I could ridicule and I thought I had found it, until I found something funnier. A "massage" from Donald Trump.

That's what it says in the catalog. It shows a hot link button and tells you that if you to to the website you can see this button and if you click it you get a "massage" from Donald Trump. This I had to see, so I went to the website and the button was gone. In its place was another button which reads, and I quote, "Trump Steak Viedo".

Well you know me, if I don't know what something is I don't click on it, and I've never heard of a Viedo. :-)

You'd think with all those fancy products they could get a spell checker

Tags: humor-misc