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I'll bite. What's a "Viedo" - One person's lack of compassion does not equal another's comfort.
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I'll bite. What's a "Viedo"
Yesterday I received a sharper image catalog. Being that I currently have more money invested in the company than I do in anything else with the exception of my home, I decided to try to read the catalog cover to cover with an open mind. The catalog was one of the most attractive catalogs I've seen in years and the products appeared to be well chosen. Sort of like what Brookstone used to be.

So I came to the page on "Trump Steaks" Yes, they are selling BEEF in Sharper image. Bizarre. The grinning Donald Trump hawking his steaks was really creepy. It was easy to imagine these steaks were cut from the flesh of his adversaries. By this time I was looking for almost anything I could ridicule and I thought I had found it, until I found something funnier. A "massage" from Donald Trump.

That's what it says in the catalog. It shows a hot link button and tells you that if you to to the website you can see this button and if you click it you get a "massage" from Donald Trump. This I had to see, so I went to the website and the button was gone. In its place was another button which reads, and I quote, "Trump Steak Viedo".

Well you know me, if I don't know what something is I don't click on it, and I've never heard of a Viedo. :-)

You'd think with all those fancy products they could get a spell checker


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brekex From: brekex Date: June 2nd, 2007 09:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
Trump is a massuer? I will be damned. I bet he drains the life out of you.

And there is even a viedo? Wow, is it of Trump massaging one of his apprentices? (Slapping her on the buttocks whilst saying "You're fired!" or would it be "fierd"?)

Oh, oh, oh! I bet I know what a viedo is! As it is linked to the massage from Trump, I bet that if you click on it creepy digital hands come out of your screen and grope you massagingly. Ooof, good thing you did not click on it.
amazon_42 From: amazon_42 Date: June 3rd, 2007 05:19 am (UTC) (Link)
Dammit! My Sharper Image catalog, which came today, had no such typos!

You suck!
amazon_42 From: amazon_42 Date: June 3rd, 2007 05:26 am (UTC) (Link)


But it did have super-creepy Trump hawking beef. That plater DOES look like...well...is that a rib cage?

And MAN, talk about expensive beef. A thousand bucks for 16 steaks and 24 burgers? I don't THINK so!
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