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What's going through my mind now? - One person's lack of compassion does not equal another's comfort.
One person's lack of comprehension does not equal another's consent.
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What's going through my mind now?
The scene. A couple months ago I ordered an assortment of flavored condoms online. They arrived in a padded envelope. I've not had a reason to open them recently so there they sat. Today trying to clean up the place, I moved them into my bedroom... specifically onto my bed.

Who curls up on them? Tara, my cat.

What is it about pussycats? Is she making some sort of condom statement? Condoms are for pussies? I prefer Salmon flavor? Or is she just getting off on the warmth of the insulation padding? We may never know.

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liandriel From: liandriel Date: September 4th, 2006 04:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
Flavored condoms are not all they're cracked up to be.
fixx From: fixx Date: September 4th, 2006 07:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well of course! If they are cracked they would not work at all!
liandriel From: liandriel Date: September 4th, 2006 09:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
*rim shot*
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