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Really good Wise Sayings page! - One person's lack of compassion does not equal another's comfort.
One person's lack of comprehension does not equal another's consent.
Really good Wise Sayings page!
I know you've seen enough of these, so have I. I ran across this one while looking up a specific quote, and having found this page I was surprised how much I like this collection. Obviously the person who compiled this one was being selective.

So, if you need a pick me up, skim some of these. You'll be glad you did! (and this is just R through S!) :-)

Snowmen fall from Heaven, unassembled.

Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.

Sometimes I get the sudden urge to run around naked. But, then I just drink some Windex ... It keeps me from streaking.

Stay tuned! I could say something brilliant at any moment.

Strip mining prevents forest fires.

So, you're a feminist ... Isn't that cute!

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

I've grouped all those regarding SILENCE together

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

Silence is the fence around wisdom.

Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted.

I've grouped all those regarding AGING and MATURING together

Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

Sixty-year-old, one owner, needs parts ... Make offer.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

Sound travels slowly. Sometimes the things you say when your kids are teenagers don't reach them till they're in their 40's.

I've grouped all those regarding SEX together

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.

I've grouped all those regarding STUPIDITY together

Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them.

Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

I've grouped all the possibly political ones together

Robin Hood was a terrorist.

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out?

Support Capitol punishment. Flog a politician today.

I've grouped all those regarding STRESS together

Rehab is for quitters.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.


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prehensile_wit From: prehensile_wit Date: May 9th, 2006 12:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
So, uh, link to the original page? Please?

fixx From: fixx Date: May 9th, 2006 01:04 pm (UTC) (Link)

Whoops! I meant to do that!

I will now edit the post to include the link
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