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Even dolphins aren't safe from TV anymore - One person's lack of compassion does not equal another's comfort.
One person's lack of comprehension does not equal another's consent.
Even dolphins aren't safe from TV anymore
Scientists are teaching the Batman song to Dolphins (just in time for halloween). Just what we need, a bunch of dolphins nose butting eachother with captions like *BAM!* and *Whap!*

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neko_no_kioku From: neko_no_kioku Date: October 5th, 2005 08:26 pm (UTC) (Link)

It's people like that who give social scientists a bad name.
ksatyr From: ksatyr Date: October 5th, 2005 11:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hmmm. I'm sure there were better songs they could have taught, I just can't think of one right now.
fixx From: fixx Date: October 6th, 2005 08:10 am (UTC) (Link)
The first that comes to my mind is the theme to "The Andy Griffith Show" which whirlybirdie taught his parrot by whistling it. The theme to "The Three Stooges" also comes to mind.
From: whirlybirdie Date: October 8th, 2005 04:24 am (UTC) (Link)

Oh, a wise guy! Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck...

But with the 3 Stooges you also need sound effects. Y'know - face slaps and that wooden hit-on-the-head sound. Oh, gotta include the bass drum stomach punch. Andy Griffith is more practical being the dolphin is best at whistling anyway.
From: linarien Date: October 15th, 2005 10:11 am (UTC) (Link)
::Facepalms:: That...that would be funny if it weren't busy being so *sad*.
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