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Recipe: Klingon Vegetarian Lasagna SERVES 4-8 - One person's lack of compassion does not equal another's comfort.
One person's lack of comprehension does not equal another's consent.
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Recipe: Klingon Vegetarian Lasagna SERVES 4-8
Blatently stolent from eatsoylentgreen, who I met in the OKCupid community as a direct result of my previous LJ entry which I cross posted there.

Invite a vegetarian over for tea. Politely inquire about his degenerate lifestyle in order to lull him into a false sense of security. When he lowers his guard, beat him to death with a sack of phone books.

Cook vegetarian over medium heat until brown. Remove from heat and stir in pasta sauce, onion, garlic powder, basil, and oregano. Return to low heat to simmer. Cook, drain, and rinse noodles. In a baking dish, layer in noodles, sauce, and cheese. Bake covered with foil at 375 degrees Fahrenheit for 30 minutes or until top layer of cheese is bubbling. Let cool for 10 minutes, then serve and enjoy.

Afterward, discreetly dispose of the vegetarian's belongings and wipe down the house from top to bottom.


This and more recipes in this genre may be found at Klingon Recipes

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little_bitti From: little_bitti Date: March 5th, 2006 04:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
Note to self: Don't accept invitations to "tea" from potential klingons...

LMAO :P
fixx From: fixx Date: March 6th, 2006 06:42 am (UTC) (Link)
What gives one the potential to be a Klingon? Maybe you mean fannish people or con-goers?
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